Meditations - 5

Meditations – 5

It is imperative you rip your shirt in two

at least once, during a date. There are glands

that require regular secretion, remember to secrete

in public places. The men sipping furtively

from brown paper bags can be safely punched

in the paunch. Office-goers must be kneed

in the groin for maximum effect. Do not litter

your mouth, always spit. Masturbate from rooftops, 

pretend you are a pigeon. Scrawl your name inside

lifts, it is good to be remembered. 

Always pause when crossing the road, 

let the man who does not

run you over feel better about himself

if just for a day.